"Hello, good morning, how'm I doin'? Ain't I great? Anybody who's not me, SAD!!! "This is your pilot, Captain Donnie, welcoming you on board Schtrump Airways flight 666 -- got it? 666, sign of divinity, just so you know -- from here to anywhere I want to go. "And speaking of pilots, did you know…Read more Captain Donnie, One-Way Pilot to Nowhere…